makoto naegi
who wins: you, probably, but why do you want to fight naegi? what did he ever do to you? he just wants everybody to be happy, all right, he’s probably in the middle of gently trying to break up the fight you’re already in and here you go…
i want a dangan ronpa au where junko is a rly mediocre mastermind so she just hangs out in the vents of the school and forms terrible schemes to cause despair. like delay lunch by ten minutes. change the temperature by five degrees occasionally. and she laughs maniacally to herself and mukuro is just like wtf
someone goes “hey it’s kinda hot in here” “yeah it’s kinda uncomfortable”
from deep within the school, junko whispers “despair”
so basically saturday morning cartoon villian junko
Who you SHOULD fight
Byakuya Togami - do it. fuckin lanky ass rich boy isn’t gonna do jack shit. i mean asahina slapped him across the face and what did he do to her? nothing. fight togami. punch him.
Leon Kuwata - i mean he is really good at baseball and did break a girl’s wrist that one time but yanno what he kinda deserves it just fuck him up.
Sayaka Maizono - if you tried to fight her im pretty sure she’d start crying but then fuck YOU up the second you turned around so it’s best to do it before she does
Who you probably COULD fight, but shouldn’t
Chihiro Fujisaki - you could take them in a fight but then they’d start crying and you’d feel like a monster. plus you’d have mondo fucking enraged so that’s your funeral.
Makoto Naegi - why do you want to fight naegi??? how has he wronged you?? don’t fight naegi.
Kiyotaka Ishimaru - he’d probably be against fighting so i don’t think he’d be good at that in general but have you seen his muscles?? why would you want to mess with him why would you fucking
Hifumi Yamada - he does not deserve this. do not fight hamster boy.
Touko Fukawa - she looks pretty weak and sometimes she may seem like she deserves it but c’mon her life is bad enough.
Celestia Ludenberg - again pretty skinny and weak looking but holy shit did you see the crap she pulled on yamada when he made her tea?? you should not mess with that.
Aoi Asahina - she’s pretty athletic but again why ??? must you fight her she’s too good for your filthy sinner hands.
Yasuhiro Hagakure - not very smart so you’d have an advantage in the fight but who fuckin knows with that guy
Who you should NEVER fight
Kyouko Kirigiri - she can and would kick your ass if you pushed her far enough so frankly i don’t know what you’re tring to accomplish here
Ishida - mondo and ishimaru together in one body. twice the asskicking power. just don’t.
Sakura Oogami - no. oh my fucking god no. have you seen her? SHSL MARTIAL ARTIST. FIGHTER. that’s why she got to fucking hope’s peak. you are not going to win. you are going get your bones broken. what have you got to gain from this?
Mondo Oowada - do you have a death wish
Mukuro Ikusaba - you’re gonna fight a soldier? A SOLDIER??? is this how your mother raised you? do not fight mukuro ikusaba
Junko Enoshima - she lead the world into total despair and chaos and killed her classmates and even her own fucking sister for nothing but pure enjoyment but whatever if you like dying as much as you do fighting antagonists then i say go for it
Genocider Syo - again fighting murderers isn’t the best idea plus she could sneeze at any moment and turn back into fukawa so then you’d have to explain to her why you were trying to fight a serial killer so yeah not a good plan
makoto naegi
who wins: you, probably, but why do you want to fight naegi? what did he ever do to you? he just wants everybody to be happy, all right, he’s probably in the middle of gently trying to break up the fight you’re already in and here you go fucking punching him. don’t be like mondo. don’t fight naegikyouko kirigiri
who wins: kyouko, probably. frankly if you could throw a hard enough punch and get it to hit the mark she’d probably be done for pretty quick but you give her the slightest inkling of an opening and you’re fucking done for. girl’s agile as shit; she’ll probably be gone as soon as your fist starts moving and before you know it you’ll have hit yourself in the face. don’t fight kyoukoyasuhiro hagakure
who wins: 80% chance that you do, and honestly, fight hagakure. i’m so tired of listening to him talk. he wasted like half a trial making everyone convince him that kyouko wasn’t dead that one time, why the hell did no one hit him??? fight hagakurebyakuya togami
who wins: you as long as togami is alone, and if you can get him alone please punch him in that smug fucking face of his oh my god please, be like aoi, aoi is a hero for smacking him like that but it wasn’t enough please just fucking fight togami and steal his wallet while you’re at it tootouko fukawa
who wins: you for all the time it takes up until she sneezes and then you’re literally fucking deadaoi asahina
who wins: aoi could definitely beat you up but really, she probably doesn’t even want to, and why do you want to fight aoi? hasn’t she been through enough??? please don’t fight her just give her a hug and some donuts or something she doesn’t need anything else especially not punches (but if you’re togami then yes, fight aoi, because she will win and i wanna fucking watch)leon kuwata
who wins: leon, unfortunately. i get that he’s a huge weenie but, like, the dude’s apeshit bananas at baseball, good at sports means muscles and shit. i’ll give you the five bucks i’ve got in my pocket if you grab his goatee and yank it and run away thoughsayaka maizono
who wins: you do, but you’re definitely not getting out of there unscathed. girl’s not going down without a fight and she definitely fights dirty; enjoy your boxed ears and pushed nose and all the nail marks all over your face, motherfucker; sayaka’s got enough shit to deal with so you probably deserve themcelestia ludenberg
who wins: celestia. what she lacks in size she makes up for in raw, uninhibited fury and also that finger claw. if you like having your eyeballs located inside of their sockets, don’t fight celestia, even if it would be kind of satisfying.hifumi yamada
who wins: hifumi. all right, no, wait, stay with me here: have you seen that episode of spongebob with the bully that ends in the guy punching him and spongebob just not even feeling it and just going about his business all day with the occasional tickled giggle while the guy punches him? yeah. fight hifumi if you need to relieve some stress but not with the intention of winningchihiro fujisaki
who wins: WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT NOT BEING LIKE MONDOmondo oowada
who wins: as much as i’d really like to see you fight mondo oowada, there’s no way in hell he’s not gonna win, honestly. fucking look at him. dude has never solved a problem with a solution that wasn’t punching things. the only place fighting mondo is going to get you is unconscious, maybe in an emergency room. i know, i know, he deserves it, but it’s not worth it, man.kiyotaka ishimaru
who wins: ishimaru. you’re gonna go into this fight thinking you can beat this scrawny-ass nerd, right, and he’s probably not even going to fight back? surprise asshole he’s fucking ripped and since you started the fight it is his duty as the hall monitor to subdue you and prevent the fight from continuing; joke’s on you and frankly you fucking deserve it for trying to fight this poor oblivious boysakura oogami
who wins: if you’re the kind of person who’s seriously sitting here and asking yourself, “i think i want to punch sakura oogami right in the face; should i?” then you should definitely fight sakura oogami, because sakura oogami will kill you, and the world will be a better place for itmukuro ikusaba
who wins: are you really fucking asking me who’s going to win in a fight between the super high school level soldier, the girl who’s been on battlefields since middle school without getting a single injury of any scale, and whatever the fuck you are??? how about you go fight mukuro and get back to me on that onejunko enoshima
who wins: nobody. a lot of variables go into who wins the fist part of the fight (where’s mukuro, where is the fight happening, how’s junko feeling today) but at the end of the day, you just punched junko enoshima in the face, and she probably enjoyed it. have you really won at that point.
Dangan Ronpa 2 more like Junko Enoshima and Chihiro Fujisaki trying to one-up each other from beyond the grave.
Also trying to one up each others deaths
- DO NOT BECOME THE MAIN CHARACTER’S ASSISTANT YOU WILL DIE FIRST
- Don’t murder, you will be caught, no exceptions
- Must be taller than 157cm
- Must not be taller that 185cm
- Do not go to anyone for help to become stronger
- If you must do Step 5, do not go after the violence prone person
- Do not try to solve shit that happened in the past
- If you must do Step 7, take somebody with you
- Do not be the most likeable character
- If you must be 9, do not change your personality after the 2nd murder
- Do not be the most dislikeable character
- If you must be 11, don’t piss off the black haired suspicious-acting chick
- Do not be a muscular bara lord
- If you have large bosoms, be friends with the muscular bara lord
- Be really really stupid, but somehow make it out alive anyway
- Have a split personality (this one you can’t really control)
- Be royalty/the exchange student (again, no control)
- Be the protagonist
- Be the detective (if you have long hair)
- Be the asshole
- DO NOT BE THE MASTERMIND
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